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The Condemned, 2007

The Condemned

English, German

USA

Rating:6.0
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Profile of The Condemned

The Condemned can be described as rough, suspenseful, and exciting. The plot revolves around vengeance, murder, and deadly occurences. The main genres are thriller, action, and crime. In approach, The Condemned is serious and realistic. The storytelling is fast paced. It is set, at least in part, in a jungle and on an island. The Condemned takes place in contemporary times. It is well suited for a boys' night.

Summary of The Condemned

With the stage set by a contemporary spate of films starring WWE wrestlers, including SEE NO EVIL (Glen "Kane" Jacobs) and THE MARINE (John Cena), THE CONDEMNED follows suit by building a story around the massive physique and impassive demeanor of pro wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Austin plays former military agent Jack Conrad, whose top-secret mission to El Salvador went awry; the mountainous man wound up on death row in a local prison while his associates back home conveniently forgot about him. Conrad is offered a final chance at clemency by the evil entertainment tycoon Ian Breckel (Robert Mammone, THE MATRIX RELOADED), who buys up Conrad and nine other condemned men and forces them to participate in his diabolical new reality-TV show. The game is simple: the contestants are dropped on a remote island fitted with cameras, and instructed to kill or be killed over the next 30 hours. At the end of that time, the sole survivor will be awarded his freedom and a large cash prize, and the event can be viewed online for $49.95. Conrad, not a murderer by nature, is forced to defend himself against fellow contestants Saiga (Masa Yamaguchi), who is a Japanese martial artist; badass Brit McStarley (former soccer star Vinnie Jones); and the deadly Ghanaian woman Yasantwa (Emelia Jones). Meanwhile, Conrad's girlfriend back home (Madeline West) worries about his safety, and Mammone's own girlfriend (Victoria Mussett) develops some doubts as to the morality of their online venture. The film attempts to critique the culture of violence that informs our media, but also works as a straightforward B-movie thriller, well-equipped with tough guys, one-liners, and nonstop violence.

Details

Language: English, German
Country: USA
Release date: 30 March 2007
Runtime: 113 min

Cast and Crew

Steve ("Stone Cold") Austin as Conrad in The Condemned
Steve ("Stone Cold") Austin

as Conrad

Vinnie Jones as McStarley in The Condemned
Vinnie Jones

as McStarley

Photos

The Condemned (2007)
The Condemned (2007)

Clips

The Condemned
The Condemned: Official Trailer

Critics Reviews

The Onion (A.V. Club)
The film keeps adding layers of superfluous nonsense to its plot until all that's left is glowering ultra-violence and a whole lot of missed opportunities.
Variety
Picture aims for nonstop thrill ride, but for all its brainless brawn, it has plenty of stops and few real thrills.

Users Reviews

VERY VIOLENT and a throwback to how action movies used to be made. This film holds nothing back when it comes to killing everything on the screen. Yeah we have seen this many times before but its been some time since I have enjoyed a good action...
Unnecessarily brutal? Yes. Action-packed? Yes. Fun? Kind of. The Condemned has an interesting plot, concerning sending death-row inmates to an island to fight for their lives, and freedom from prison. Well, a fight is what they get. As the cover...
Likely to see
Not for me

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