Max Payne is right... this was painful to watch. Play the video game, skip the movie.
- 21.January.2011
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- by: chrissnave
- chrissnave rated this movie
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Max Payne is right... this was painful to watch. Play the video game, skip the movie.
- 21.January.2011
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- by: chrissnave
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It's almost as if you drank too much NyQuil and then forced yourself to stay awake once the effects take place. Max Payne drags on forever and ever. Eternity swirls around you and your eyes feel heavy. There's a lump in your throat and your teeth...
- 05.November.2010
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- by: realitysmaster
- realitysmaster rated this movie0/10
It's almost as if you drank too much NyQuil and then forced yourself to stay awake once the effects take place. Max Payne drags on forever and ever. Eternity swirls around you and your eyes feel heavy. There's a lump in your throat and your teeth begin to hurt because of the mixture of feelings and a strong dose of disappointment. That's Max Payne. You want a better story with great character development and action? Play the game. Pass on the film.
- 05.November.2010
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- by: realitysmaster
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One of the best trailers I've seen in a long time. Helped a lot by the Marilyn Manson song. Trailer was nothing like the movie. It literally had all of the cool stylized shots in there, but the rest of it didn't even just have a bad story, but it...
- 10.October.2009
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- by: Sean Glass
- Sean Glass rated this movie0/10
One of the best trailers I've seen in a long time. Helped a lot by the Marilyn Manson song. Trailer was nothing like the movie. It literally had all of the cool stylized shots in there, but the rest of it didn't even just have a bad story, but it didn't even deliver the action or style the film sold itself on. I thought it was going to be a cinematographer's delight, but it was really bad. The bullet effects were just done by upcranking the camera a lot, nothing like those in The Matrix where they moved it beautifully.
- 10.October.2009
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- by: Sean Glass
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Max Payne
Not entirely terrible, but far from great. Probably best to just stick to playing the game, far more fun.
- 13.March.2009
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- by: Liam
- Liam rated this movie5/10So-so
Max Payne
Not entirely terrible, but far from great. Probably best to just stick to playing the game, far more fun.
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oh the pain
completely pointless and boring. i was sliding up and down agitated in my seat waiting for the torture to end. and it ended badly as you would expect. spare yourselves.
- 03.January.2009
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- by: reiorion
- reiorion rated this movie0/10Terrible
oh the pain
completely pointless and boring. i was sliding up and down agitated in my seat waiting for the torture to end. and it ended badly as you would expect. spare yourselves.
- 03.January.2009
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- by: reiorion
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