Wow
This movie is an atrocity to the big screen. It is the epitome of Hollywood's constant need for remakes and sequels. Because money is all that matters.
- 16.May.2011
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- by: George
- George rated this movie
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Wow
This movie is an atrocity to the big screen. It is the epitome of Hollywood's constant need for remakes and sequels. Because money is all that matters.
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Okay, so this movie is not going to deliver anything you haven't watched countless times before, but it's not a complete waste of two hours. The plot is transparent. Channing Tatum will underwhelm you as a military officer. The women are in there...
- 30.January.2011
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- by: Jillian Beane
- Jillian Beane rated this movie5/10So-so
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Okay, so this movie is not going to deliver anything you haven't watched countless times before, but it's not a complete waste of two hours. The plot is transparent. Channing Tatum will underwhelm you as a military officer. The women are in there standard "misunderstood", tight-clothes-wearing-because-that's-what-we-will-do-in-the-future uniforms. Brendan Fraser, really? No, really?! You were Rick O'Connell (1 and 2 only) for goodness sake. A cameo, really? I know every part of this movie points to a sequel, but please spare me...no, spare us all. There are two things I liked about this movie: It's nice to see Marlon Wayans doing something other than blatant 5th grade humor; and the art direction (not sure if this is the right term) of the underwater structure was interesting and I could see it as the setting of a very interesting Sci-Fi (b/c SyFy is just stupid) show where Star Trek meets 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea.
- 30.January.2011
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- by: Jillian Beane
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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra delivered on what I expected: A loud, obnoxious, ordinary blockbuster. Chase scenes lasted too long, dramatic pauses for plot were too pointless and Channing Tatum cant carry the new franchise. It's a huge problem when...
- 04.August.2010
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- by: Dan Cassavaugh
- Dan Cassavaugh rated this movie0/10
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra delivered on what I expected: A loud, obnoxious, ordinary blockbuster. Chase scenes lasted too long, dramatic pauses for plot were too pointless and Channing Tatum cant carry the new franchise. It's a huge problem when the star of the film appears more confused about what he is doing than we are in awe of what he is doing. It's another huge problem when Marlon Wayans is a main character. His last three movies: Dance Flick, Norbit, and Little Man. When I think action star, I think Marlon Wayans. There was one more huge problem: I began thinking about how much money Hasbro, the toy company that co-produced the film, is going to make off action figures and video game sales. The film is nothing special, especially for the franchise kickoff. This felt more like a third or fourth movie in a series. Think Spider-Man 3 with more CGI. The plot is thin at best. The G.I. Joe crew has been summoned to stop McCullen (Christopher Eccleston) from using warheads filled with nanomytes (Controllable bacteria that eat everything in their path). McCullen stole the warheads from the American army and plans to use them for world domination. Add two hours of explosions, chases, computer graphics and you get a forgettable summer action film.
- 04.August.2010
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- by: Dan Cassavaugh
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Okay... expectations going in were low. Let's face it, I'm watching "GI Joe"! Acting is laughable (especially by the female leads). If you want to see a bunch of stuff blow up at high frequency then it will probably work for you. The movie delivers...
- 15.April.2010
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- by: rosnor2000
- rosnor2000 rated this movie0/10
Okay... expectations going in were low. Let's face it, I'm watching "GI Joe"! Acting is laughable (especially by the female leads). If you want to see a bunch of stuff blow up at high frequency then it will probably work for you. The movie delivers for what it intends to be. A cheesy, action flick with no substance. Very much a "Popcorn Flick".
- 15.April.2010
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- by: rosnor2000
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